I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.
Had enough of WINKERS and EMPTY PROFILES WITH NO PHOTO on here so in future any more will go straight into my IGNORED LIST.
Older men turn me on. I'm initially up for naughty email and chat and then more if I get to know you better :-) I'm married, so not looking for a relationship, just discreet dirty fun.
Let's acknowledge that we are on an ADULT site...so sex is a given...eventually.
BOUNDARIES:
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You will be between 34 - 52
You will be a non smoker
You will be EDUCATED (not THINK you are educated)
You will be able to spell
You will be solvent
...the man I'd like to meet will be top of his game...successful...he isn't necessarily single, married is fine...as long as he knows and...
No over 45 or under 35
No fat people
No picture no reply
Don't waste my time
Manners and good vocabulary are a requirements
Oh yes I don't want pictures of your cock it's not attractive and frankly cheap!!!
Okay, you win. So, let me explain. I have a penchant for the younger man, therefore I joined a site called Cougardate and although it referred to casual dating, it did not publicise itself as a sex site. However, since joining I have become aware that Cougar is just one of many sites sitting under the same umbrella i.e. MatchDotCum, (alright, I made that one up, but you get the...
Unhappily married. Don't want to just be a fwb/fuck buddy either. I'm a good laugh, like having fun and getting out and have decided there must be more to life than this. I'm a size 18/20 bbw so if you'd like to have fun with someone who isn't a stick insect message me
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Bi curious girl looking to make friends and play with other ladies
Happily married Mature female looking for a bit of fun with nice genuine guys. Must be clean have a good sense of humour and be very discrete. Very new to this so take things slowly meet for a drink first. On occasions husband may watch or join in.
Beforw we start and i get accused of time wasting I DO NOT MEET. Please dont ask as i will just block u. Now thats out of way originally I was on here for a threesome but hubby got cold feet now I only play online which is my secret I like honesty so I'm trying to be honest if u wanna chat clean or dirty or cam to cam...
I'm a horny little devil right now. In fact all day every day lately! I love middle of the night sex. I love to dress up in sexy undies but willing to dress up in pretty much anything I want hot sexy fun. Someone who will take control and tell me what they want. I want to be a dominatrix. Also someone who can be my sex slave . I...
Looking for a fuck buddy must be pretty much local not married/attached and be able to accommodate As I can't always accommodate. Must know how to make a woman squirt Because I love it Please don't be offended if I don't reply your Either not for me or too far away
I am looking for someone who isnt scrawny but also dont want someone who is overweight either. I have a great and quirky sense of humour and would like a guy with a sense of humour too. I am laid back and easy to get along with. I like films, music, Salsa dancing and make jewellery. I am not looking for one night stands or one offs.
Haven't a clue what this site is about but willing to have a laugh finding out! Fun is not sex to me. Fun is doing something random like rolling down a hill or kicking up leaves in autumn, conker picking or getting drunk & playing on a kids play area!! So if you ask me if i want some fun, expect one of those suggestions! Sex... Well that's a different...
Looking for saucy chat naughty fun x
I am here for a fun flirty dirty naughty time the naughtier the better
BBW Lovers?????
Ask me!
I'm looking for discrete encounters with a regular chap. Nothing heavy.
Bar any major dramas I'll meet when I say I will and this needs to be asap after initial messaging. No months of chit chat please!
I've yet to meet someone who changes my mind about my mantra:
Men are fickle
They talk bullsh*t
Don't ever trust them!
Happy to be proven wrong!!
I do have an...
Ask me!
I'm looking for discrete encounters with a regular chap. Nothing heavy.
Bar any major dramas I'll meet when I say I will and this needs to be asap after initial messaging. No months of chit chat please!
I've yet to meet someone who changes my mind about my mantra:
Men are fickle
They talk bullsh*t
Don't ever trust them!
Happy to be proven wrong!!
I do have an...
Ask me!
I'm looking for discrete encounters with a regular chap. Nothing heavy.
Bar any major dramas I'll meet when I say I will and this needs to be asap after initial messaging. No months of chit chat please!
I've yet to meet someone who changes my mind about my mantra:
Men are fickle
They talk bullsh*t
Don't ever trust them!
Happy to be proven wrong!!
I do have an...